Walking down the street today eating this amazing croissant and sipping iced coffee when I run into this old lady and she was like “hey how are you?” And I was like “good thanks want some of this croissant it’s absolutely delicious” and she was like “No thanks, I want to tell you that those who eat alone, die alone”…

Like wow the audacity of this bitch. Get your old wrinkly latex skin with blotches lookin ass outta my face before you die alone today hoe.

Don’t take no shit from nobody - treat yourself like you the shit.

"You wanna see Jesus evil bitch!"

What a cow. Old ladies like that die with empty bedsides. No family or friends, just heart monitors and ECGs to see them out

You offered a piece of your croissant to a stranger? That's amazingly nice. You were eating alone because she didn't want.

@retoor that’s what I’m sayingggg - how she do that after I offer to share?

@MammaNeedHummus yeah like everyone be dying alone, mine just gonna be doing some cool shit tbh

“This is amazing! Want to eat with me?”
“No. I want you to eat alone so you die alone!”

Sounds like you gonna be the one dyin’ alone, bish, and not ‘cause of your eatin’.

Describe the croissant. Let's analyze this to the bottom

@Root literally

@retoor and it had the perfect combination amounts of dough/flakeyness/crunchiness/butteriness

I did a search and found this is some kind of Tigrigna proverb. I also found that there are articles that suggest eating alone is actually bad for your physical and mental health. I would not assume malice on her part. I dunno, I eat alone a lot. But I prefer hanging with family when I eat.

The worst kind of croissant is when it’s basically empty inside. You take a bite and realise the only thing between your teeth are the outside pastry

@IdontHaveAName that's heresy.

I love making croissants.

Mostly because of butter. XD

Puff pastry makes fun... You never know whats the result in the end.

It could be great. It could be meh.

It could be: Why the fuck is the croissant triple the size... Nevermind. More stuff for my stomach.

Quaso!

@Demolishun yeah but I feel like that is obvious and some people don’t really have a choice - plus what a weird assholish thing to say to a stranger

Looks so dark, almost like a laugengipfel. Which are the tits, btw. I had one in Switzerland and thought "these would be so popular where I live, why doesn't anyone make them?"

@IntrusionCM Likewise. Croissants and cinnamon rolls are the best! And so easy, too. (Well, the cinnamon rolls anyway.)

@chonky-quiche this is the lviv croissant. It contains so much fat that you'll feel it slide next to your heart while eating it

@retoor is that egg?!

@iiii think so

@retoor just woke up and that looks fucking incredible

@retoor & @iiii
Camembert and Sauce béarnaise it is.

Is that salmon or bacon in the front?

Anyways. It's an abomination before God.
I despise it. I condemn it.
*spit on the ground*

Look at it.
Look at it and whoever buys it, goes to hell for bringing such cultural genocide on their few remaining heart & brain cells.

Only the taste-wise most poor could ever want such cruelty, because they are forgotten and lost from any taste.
Only the cheapest dirt of all pastry could evoke such cravings.

So cheer and praise the one true and pure croissant that does not need any cruelty or "features" to stand tall to taste.

Baguette.

@scor so it's cheese? Then I approv. Eggs not approv.

But I will she happy, having had a nice life. Not of and cranky.

@hjk101 geez check the crap your phone comes up with when swiping...

she=be
of=old

@scor this is art.