programmer

Ranter

Korvax

5570

Comments

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shellbug

8022

7y

Doctor E: I'll try to refactor the patient's heart.
Doctor F: I'll make a heart from scratch!
13

arcs-

21

7y

Doctor G: better install three different hearts to cover everything
10

shellbug

8022

7y

@arcs- redundancy 😁
33

theactionslacks

1060

7y

Doctor H: works on my machine. Unable to recreate issue, closing ticket.
9

gitpush

32412

7y

Doctor J: let's try turning it off and on again
17

teadrinker

1075

7y

Project Manager: are you sure he actually needs it?
8

JTnero

11

7y

Did the problem exist before the Heart was added?
6

edwrodrig

1575

7y

Doctor L: $('heart').wake();
10

404response

10909

7y

Doctor N: I'll make a new human from scratch
8

IAmNotARobot

3392

7y

Doctor P: This heart is an outdated version, vulnerable to attacks. Update the patient, it will take only a few minutes.
8

sam21s

4485

7y

Doctor Q: Lets create an open-source heart framework and make heart easily.
6

nocgod

1758

7y

Doctor who: single heart? Such a vital organ and no redundancy?
8

esavier

401

7y

Doctor R: are we sure it is not heartbleed issue?
4

laddaren

7

7y

Dockor S: Are you sure it's not the lungs?
2

gitpush

32412

7y

this and the roads rant are one of the best I've seen, especially comments 😂
3

ArturS

109

7y

Doctor T:Maybe we should just get a new human?
4

shellbug

8022

7y

Come on people, we're almost at the end of the alphabet! 😁
2

silly-symphony

3884

7y

this is the funniest rant I read this week. Hahaha!!
3

esavier

401

7y

Doctor W: let's call human suppoort!
Doctor S: this is only basic version. To contact support you need hooman with pro account.
2

Korvax

5570

7y

Doctor X: we successfully reproduced the heart attack
Doctor Y: we just killed the patient
Doctor Z: we need to wait for another patient with heart attack to be able to cure them
1

Berry

61

7y

Ouh yeah! xD