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Fuck ISP. Just moved to nz. Explain to this company im working at home on the internet. Need it fast.

Takes 8 days to get the 📦 in a country of 5 million people. Wtf.

Box does not contain all default connections for box to work in a default house hold.

Call them. Tells me i have to go get it myself because i didnt request it. Fuck you or did you just fuck me.

Pay 100 dollars (this is in new zealand even though it feels like afghanistan. Not trying to offenecse any on here btw) a month for unlimited internet and phoneline.

They forget to put on the phone line.

Pay their fucking stupid 4 dollar cable insurance because new zealand has houses built for fucking cave people with 0 insolation and prone to dampness.

First day connections dont work. Well is that not fucking beautiful. I actually payed 4 worthy dollars.

WRONG YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

They tell me i didnt take the insurance.i go mayhem tell them how useless they are. So they send some one 8am the next mornin while activating the insurance. Ho yeah they also told me they forgot to include landline in my account.

Now 2 days in everything works im happy. Wake up to “your account has been suspended because you went over the max 200$ of your credit. You owe us 250$ before you can re-activate your account....

Inside boiling. Rudness and caps just won`t help.... I need some blood.... Some ISP blood....

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  • 6
    1 free month of internet. After 1 hour of my life wasted on the phone.

    Bets are up:

    100$(usd not nzd cause im over confident) they gonna forget and ill request a second free month!
  • 2
    Holy shit
  • 2
    Holy shit
  • 7
    Dayum... So much for NZ wanting to attract more software devs and tech people.
  • 3
    Well, in Berlin it's not that expensive, but I had to wait for a whole month, and had huge problems connecting because a crappy neighbor has locked down part of the cellar where the cables go, and avoided any contact from me (not replying to mail, not answering the door even when I see the light is on and hear steps behind it). Tried to contact the landlord - fucker is in the hospital for 3 months, and nobody knows the phone number of the guy that's supposed to be replacing him. A month of walking around the city trying to clear this issue with anyone, has yielded in no results. Had to cancel the contract, wait for the cancellation confirmation, then make a new contract, for regular cable. Cable guy came over, saw that the fuckers who repaired my apartment removed the TV cable and sealed the ducts with cement. After a day of hard labor, I finally got connected. Only to get 1Mbps out of 100Mbps advertised because that's just how shitty it works.
  • 2
    Heh and here I am paying €40 for 1 Gbit... although NZ is quite a bit more beautiful. The nice places tend to have shit connectivity.
  • 1
    @bittersweet you live in scandinavian country? Sweden probably. Lucky fucker (nature beautiful there as well).

    Here is awesome but iits cold and there is not that much snow :(

    But then im french i like to complain.... :)
  • 0
    @Santaclauze Netherlands! Also I thought you were living on the north pole?
  • 1
    @bittersweet O hai nederlander 😄
  • 2
    @bittersweet i like rp confuse people.

    Aside one of my friends in high school actually thought that north and sooth pole were connected but we were not shown the back of the earth map ;)
  • 2
    Now that i think of it.... He may just be right
  • 0
    @-Sam- where you at?. Unfortunately im in nelson -_-
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