And you call this a changelog?

I really hope that Twitter doesn't use this internally.

YES. So much this. This has become one of my biggest pet peeves lately.

I'm not sure which is worse - twitter's repeated useless "we did stuff and stuff" or instagram's massive blurb of changes they simply repeat over and over for multiple versions.

Well, saying that they enforce politically correct content even harder would scare the users away.

They're like all the apps which have as changelogs: "Please rate us 5 stars" I hate them.

Yeah, Google is the king of terrible change log messages... Most of their apps have messages that are a year old... "Google Cast is now Google Home!" 100 versions later, still the same message... Ya, I think I got it by now Google...

Would be difficult to add a changelog like

"fixed an exploitable bug which could have exposed lists of email addresses"

"fixed a bug which could make your phone crash if you opened settings"

etc.

Developers don't want to show off the truth about how often things go wrong.

Twitter gave up making a proper app years ago.

@bittersweet that is still so much better though..