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Imagine working on a 3D IDE like this, where you don't see the end of the code line because of the blur… lol

Media outlets should find better photo stock services for "hacker" images btw.

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  • 14
    If you wear a hoody, just like a real hacker, you can read it
  • 6
    Nah, that image is almost perfectly showing how it looks like when a hacker hacks something.

    Obviously, the text would normally be bright green on black and the laptop would either be a black thinkpad or some ruggedized model. Also, all hackers wear fingerless gloves all the time. But apart from that, the image is accurate.
  • 4
    @Oktokolo

    Don't forget sunglasses in dark indoors.
  • 9
    The wrong perspective is much worse than the blur
  • 4
    and lights off because somehow that makes hacking more damaging
  • 2
    @CoreFusionX real hackers do that because they have removed the polarising filter from the monitor
  • 1
    @CoreFusionX He is wearing sunglasses in this picture though.
  • 2
    Code is already minified as well, who can easily read that?
  • 1
    @GXGOW The leet haxor can read that.
  • 1
    Who the fuck would hack anything with us anyway?
  • 1
    At least he's not wearing thick gloves. And working on minified js for some stupid website requires a hood up apparently.
  • 1
    Fucking corrector. I meant js.
  • 0
    Who reads minified JavaScript!?
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