What’s your favourite coding joke?

Mine is:
Why do programmers use dark mode?
Because light attracts the bugs!

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@joewilliams007 I think that joke is too advanced for me 😅 is it an error code or something?

Imagine how many bugs we would have if everyone embraced light mode

0777, that's a joke waiting to happen.

DOS programmers lived in dark mode.

An SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and says to them, "may I join you?"

I could tell you but you might not get it. And frankly, I wouldn't care either way

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors and scope bloat

Whenever i code Javascript, i want to throw my hands in the air and shout "fuck this"

but i never can remember what "this" refers to..

Programmers: Turning coffee into code since forever.

That AI is going to take all of the IT sectors' jobs, and that neighbourhood airbag's son who is a store manager made a better choice than I did by skipping (read: not being eligible for) college, and becoming a store manager at the nearby grocery store.

@ironside Don’t worry I am confident AI will not take our jobs. It’s a tool to use. AI is not perfect and never will be, people will need those who can read and understand code to be there to fix AI mistakes

@any-mesh 😂 Java into java

@adamjkeith uhhh sorry.. its a gun name that was super widely used. everyone used it. soo its refering how the joke you just stated has been posted here on devRant like a million times 🥲.