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So let's see. We have AWS GCP Azure

Azure -> Microsoft -> Bill Gates. Bill gates is a pedophile who gangfucked little kids at epstein island and tried to kill half of the world with covid19 bullshit vaccine as well as spread propaganda lies and poison minds with fake news. Guy is a clown and works for shadow elite.

Hard pass. Fuck azure.

GCP -> Google -> Probably some indian guy is CEO. I like google and their material design concept. I grew up learning most of google tech. Flutter angular etc. Why arent people using GCP more?

Neutral.

AWS -> Amazon -> Jeff Bozos. A rich multi trillionaire bald ass guy with access to infinite money infinite whores infinite freedom, 50 billion dollar mega super luxury yacht, 50 mega mansions, 5000 super luxury cars and doesnt give a fuck about the matrix. Treats their employees like dogs paying them penies. I like this one. This one is who i want to become.

I'll choose AWS.

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    I think he did them one by one missionary instead of gangfucking. He's a huge nerd
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    Jassole alt account
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    Bald ass? So is that a requirement to be successful in life? Also, how did you know he has a bald ass?
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    @retoor wtf
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    I'm going to have to sub to you.

    There's no better TV than the mentally ill on social media.
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    oh, shut up about your dumb conspiracy theories.

    you don't need to pull that crap out of your ass, anyway. can't you just not use azure because it's fucking terrible?
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    @tosensei all i see on linkedin are people posting blogs and articles and posts about either AWS or Azure. NEVER have i seen ANYONE post or mention anything related to GCP. People just love aws and azure. There are way more people posting trash about azure and glorifying it. I was surprised so many engineers love and support the man who gangfucks little kids at epstein island! Anyone using microsoft products means you support pedophilia and you're a potential pedophile too!
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    @b2plane you know what your (first) mistake is that makes your opinion invalid?

    you're on linkedin.

    also: you don't have to be the next AoK. please. keep your paranoia and schizophrenia to yourself.
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    @tosensei I Fucking hate linkedin. Its cancer and seeing these shithole posts confirms my suspicion of it being cancer! I am however forced to use this fuckhole because i have to fake it till i make it and shit on recruiters so when they look at my LinkedIn profile they think to themselves WOW WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GOOGLE-LEVEL ENGINEER WITH BIG-DEAL SKILLS AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE LET ME HIRE SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM AS TOP PRIORITY

    I FUCKING KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND I'LL FUCKING FAKE THAT SHIT SO THEY I CAN PUT MY FAT DICK IN THOSE SHITHEADS MOUTHHOLES
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    I really hope it was a joke... But I'm not sure anymore
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    @b2plane "fake it till i make it" - sorry. but if you honestly believe this, you're a integral part of the problem.

    because nobody who faked it ever actually made it.

    you just shovel your own fake shit on the big pile of "fake" that is "western civilisation".
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    @dontbeevil ain't no joke this post is a reminder why i decided to choose to learn only aws
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    @b2plane in this case I suggest you to see some good doctor if you really believe what you wrote about bill gates without a single proof, thanks for the joke of the day laugh 🤣 and don't forget to explain these techncial reasons why you didn't choose azure to all your clients/colleagues/managers
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    @b2plane also...spoiler alert... Bill gates doesn't work in Ms anymore for ages
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