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I like my humour how I like my UI.

DARK.

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  • 14
    Well... that actually makes sense.
  • 3
    Made me chuckle
  • 8
    Just how I like my coffee.
  • 7
    Made me breath a bit harder for a second. You get a ++.
  • 4
    @jAsE umm, wut?
  • 16
    @ThatDude ooh ooh. I have one.
    What do you call a dead baby in a blender?

    Breakfast.
  • 10
    A toast for black humor.
    Slightly burned, for extra byte.

    Daamn, Did you see that nerd?
    - yeah. looks like Java beans slightly out of her league.

    // yup, my humor is horrible. Ba^dum-dish.

    What's the name of the Japanese tourist minister
    - camping-San

    // I'll see myself out.
  • 17
    How many babies does it take to tile a floor?

    Depends how thin you slice them.
  • 16
    How many babies does it take to pain a wall?

    Depends how hard you throw.
  • 11
    Who's the world's greatest Jewish cook?

    Hitler.
  • 14
    Why was white chocolate invented?

    So black people wouldn't eat their fingers.
  • 8
    I like my lovers the same way I like my burgers
    Dead and covered in cheese😗
  • 4
    If a retard is Mario-depressive, does he have ups & downs syndrome?
  • 1
    @nahson hahaha sorry man, not my intention.:-D
  • 9
    Welp, based on the caliber of the jokes here, I feel obligated to drop one of my favorites.

    The people in the twin towers on 9/11 ordered from Domino's. They ended up getting Jets.
  • 8
    What is the difference between an abortion and a brick?

    You can't smear a brick on toast.
  • 14
    Women are like a hurricane, at first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house, your dog and your car and leave you with nothing.

    I leave my self out
  • 2
    UI ya guys!! That is just..way tooo d a r k !! ) Mwuahhaaaaa..
  • 5
    Dark humor certainly isn't everyone's cup of liquidized dead baby.
  • 1
    I hope that's not the only thing you like dark. If you know what I ...

    No offense though.
  • 3
    I like you how I like my PC beautiful outside powerful inside
  • 1
    yeah, because dark is the new light
  • 1
    So, the UI should be pitch black?
  • 2
    Go for the stressball.. only few ++ left!!
  • 5
    @gedankennebel I wish! 72 != few ):
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