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Mobile1517y@CWins true, but which one is worse? Not washing your hands or using your phone on the pooper?
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bahua129047yA friend used this joke some years ago to defend the college he attended. After he delivered the punchline I asked, "sure, but do you handle your genitals when you urinate? Then wash your fucking hands!"
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CWins48117y@bahua
Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he just opens the hatch, lets the trunk roll out and hopes for the best. -
vadimg12617yI spotted a couple of guys at work that do not wash their hands after they leave the toilet. After that, I always avoid their handshakes.
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This is old, still good, it could be changed for the better.
I'll fork it to github where we can make changes. -
There logic is flawless. I myself thought of a neat washing hands problem solution. You simply wash your penis every morning so that you won't have to wash hands afterwards. I presented this solution to my colleague who pointed out that to maintain your crotch clean, you'll have to wash your hands BEFORE the piss instead.
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Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder.
"At RedHat, we don`t PISS on our hands."
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