Premature optimization doesn’t mean no optimization.

On my linkedin profile it is clearly mentioned that I am a Java developer.

Recruiter: Hey, I want to offer you a super cool PHP job position.
Me: But I haven’t mentioned anywhere that I am familiar with PHP.
Recruiter: Yeah, I know, but I thought you may want to switch to PHP for a while.
Me: o_O. Fuck you, miss. I do not switch programming languages like I change my socks. Who the fuck teaches you these approaches?

Couldn’t resist to share this. Long live the GDPR!

Close relative: Hey, what is my gmail password?
Me: I have no idea.
Him: but you created the gmail account for me a couple years ago.
Me: Yeah, I helped you to create it and I warned you to remember your password.
Him: didn’t you write it down somewhere?
Me: no, I didn’t, you fucking useless piece of shit. I am not your fucking password manager.

The new devRant filter option brought me a lot of new ++1’s to my old rants.
Thanks, @dfox :)

“Your idea is not valuable, at all. All value is in the execution. You think you are an exception; you are not. You should not insist on an NDA to talk about it; nobody serious will engage in contract review over an idea, and this will mark you as clueless.” Patrick McKenzie

Code never lies.
Comments sometimes do.

CEO: "What if we invest in our devs (i.e. trainings, certifications) and they leave?"

CTO: "What if we don't and they stay?"

I heard you guys like rubber ducks. Here is a Tomato Duck.

I'll leave this here:
https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/...

Algorithm strikes again 😁

Found this treasure in Clean Code book ))

"Oh, you're a developer? Then you cannot fix my PC", said no relative ever.

I heard you guys like stress balls