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@ryanmhoffman only partially. More than half fell in the process. My foot is burnt, too, but not as bad.
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@Michelle but I didn't save it. It was mostly all over the floor.
And that's a terrible joke I shouldn't be laughing at but I most certainly am. Hopefully it is a joke and not true... -
@QueenMorgana
It's a joke. Thankfully it's not true lol. -
@Michelle then I shall continue to laugh 😂
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@ThatDude 😂😂😂❤
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@ThatDude it's ok. I don't judge weight. I got lazy after high school and gained 40 pounds.
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@ThatDude I'd love to be in shape again. But it means saying no to other things so I have time.
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@404response that's awful but I still laughed
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@AlexDeLarge so, I'm a natural lefty. But don't have my left hand.
I forgot that minor detail when I went to catch the soup. -
@AlexDeLarge :)
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@ThatDude no idea
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@ThatDude not the version I was expecting 😂😂
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@ThatDude bhahahahahha
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@ThatDude yes you are... i love it
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@CoffeeAndHate noice touch
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that's a shame .. here's a stupid joke that makes me laugh nonetheless..
a guy went to the pharmacy and asked if they have cotton
"yes, we do" the pharmacist answers
"put it up your ass" the guy says as he leaves
next day he's back in
"got some cotton"
"err.. yes"
"put it up your ass"
same thing the next day, then the day after he's back
"got some cotton"
"NO!"
"well, get some from your ass" -
@QueenMorgana aww I hope you heal up soon sweetie! ❤️
Guy: A box of condoms, please.
Cashier: That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?
Guy: Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty. -
@CoffeeAndHate
I died laughing honestly xD -
@MissDirection I love you. ❤😚
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@QueenMorgana I love you too, my injury-prone friend.
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@QueenMorgana you just said that typing hurts and you are still typing so many responses here on devRant. That's some dedication.
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@PonySlaystation I disagree, if there's one divided over three cans, you can still hide at least 2.66 extra dead babies per can, so that one is clearly better.
To my full confident co worker, fuck you dumbass.
cant control my laugh hahah.....
!dev
I'm a dumbass and caught the falling bowl of boiling cheddar broccoli soup with my residual limb, which means that my elbow is burnt and makes typing a major pain in the ass because of the damage.
I also have to grade 5 assignment groups of roughly 30 submissions and leave feedback.
Typing hurts and I regret life at the moment.
And I'm still on call for my primary job.
Please send jokes to make me feel better.
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need hugs
feel like a fool
dumbass
hate life