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Mizz141
7y

Me.
*Sneezes*
*Feels something strange in nose*
Please not again...
*Blood drips out of nose*
Fuck
*Gets tissue and cleans blood*
Co-Worker
"Are you watching porn?"
Me
"SHUT UP"
*More blood flows out of nose*
*Puts tissue in nose*
"Can this shitty nosebleed Stop already!!!"
*Running to Toilets*
*Blood now flows Like a waterfall*
FUUUUCK!
Co-Worker
"Lie Down and put ice on your neck"
Me
*Now with face full of blood*
"You know this doesn't work?!'
"Because my doctor told me too put the nose under sink and IT DOESNT BLEED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING NECK!"
*Hand now covered in Blood"

5 Minutes later

*Nosebleed stops*
"Thank GOD..."
Co-Worker
"If you had.."
Me
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
*Goes back to work... When... suddenly...
The other nostril starts to bleed...*
FUUUUCK
FUCKING FUCK IN FUCKSTOWN THIS ISNT FUCKING HAPPENING RIGHT FUCKING NOW! FUCK.

#NoHomo

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  • 10
    7y
    Not entirely sure how nosebleeds and porn are related...
  • 5
    7y
    @g-m-f
    Read my Name
    #NoHomo
  • 5
    7y
    Your hashtag and your username is fucking my sense of understanding. I was pretty much convinced about that porn thing when I read your username.
  • 3
    7y
    @Ezard
    I dont know either... But the Co-Worker is a huge weeabo...
    #NoHomo
  • 2
    7y
    @aitkotw
    Well... The community of devRant chose it...
    #NoHomo
  • 2
    7y
    @Ezard nosebleeding is usually related with hentai. Because in many jokes boys get nosebleeding when a girl like takes off her clothes or something like that
  • 2
    7y
    @DataSec Well I guess it is true, you do learn something new everyday lol
  • 3
    7y
    @IamGay6969 Wait a minute, are you the same guy who made rand like choose my username and top one will be my next one?
  • 2
    7y
    @aitkotw yup that's him
  • 1
    7y
    @IamGay6969 lol... So you manually enter that hashtag to any other comment?! 😂

    It doesn't matter if you are or arent. devRant is genderless/sexless/whatever. Point is that devRant is not for hookups and stuff like that.
  • 3
    7y
    @aitkotw
    Yes... And @IamGay6969 from @CarpeDemon Won...
    #NoHomo
  • 3
    7y
    @IamGay6969 HA YOU ARE GAY! GOT YOU!
  • 3
    7y
    @JohnDoesNot
    HAHA! I EDITED IT SO IT SAYS #NoHomo NOW! GOT YOU WITH MY DEVRANT ++ POWERS!
  • 3
    7y
    @IamGay6969 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU EVIL GENIUS
  • 1
    7y
    Do you happen to be a Chernobyl veteran? 😁
  • 1
    7y
    Wait a second, how can u write that text, when your nose is bleeding at the same ❓🤔
  • 4
    7y
    @codumke I don't want to see the bloody keyboard
  • 2
    7y
    @catintroholic oh yeah that's true😂😂
  • 1
    7y
    @g-m-f How do you survive in this cruel world?
  • 1
    7y
    @g-m-f
    What should I write then
    #IamNotGayatAllandThisIsJustanMissunderstadning
    ?
    I mean. I fucked up really hard with my Name I noticed afterwards...
    And #NoHomo is Just Short for
    #NotHomosexual

    #NoHomo
  • 2
    7y
    @irene haha I knew I should have written 'covered in blood'
  • 0
    7y
    I too find that hashtag offensive. If you feel the need to express your sexual orientation in every post can I suggest you use terms that don't cause needless offense? Maybe #NotGayDespiteMyUsername or just straight up #homophobe if you want to keep it short and to the point.
  • 0
    7y
    Being offended is a choice. Like, really.
  • 0
    7y
    @JohnDoesNot What a rediculous statement. Are you saying that it's okay to make any statement however hateful, prejudiced or slanderous and that the onus is on the attacked minority to *choose* not to be offended?
  • 0
    7y
    Yes. If you really get offended by the term #nohomo, yes.
  • 1
    7y
    @JohnDoesNot it's not specifically the #nohomo tag that bothers me. The word 'homo' is used exclusively as a derogatory term but @IamGay6969's rant further compounds the issue by wanting to clarify that he/she is not actually gay as suggested by their handle. The effect is to make the post read like they are homophobic and that being gay (or not) needs to be justified. It's that sentiment I find abhorrent. Sure, what offends me might not offend you and we shouldn't be too careful about offending an individual but as a community we devRanters should agree that no single group of peoples should be insulted so casually.
  • 3
    7y
    @g-m-f I think we can do without it and I agree with you. It’s certainly a very unnecessary tag that is extremely childish at best and like you said can be offensive. But yeah, this should be a warning and in the future we’ll delete rants that have it. It really does nothing to add to the community and is pretty lame in general.
  • 2
    7y
    @irene there are multiple reasons but see my second ever rant ;)
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