Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

He is full. He has reached the maximum of a byte!
He is not lying!

But what if it is the result of a 'N' logic... damn. I guess we have found our new hero!

Ok that's hurt if your full time PHP programmer, but funny by the way

Everybody moans over php yet everyone uses it.

hehe, you smart though 🙃

@Alice my interview ;/

@kinginthenorth Everyone moans about php because they are using it.

If you build something that people don't complain about you've probably built something that is completely worthless

@Alice It can actually happen. My uncle got a highly praised job by admitting that he couldn't speak one word of German even though it was a requirement. When they asked why, he told them he didn't like the language and therefore haven't bothered learning it.
They hired him because he ticked all other marks and was honest to the bone.

@kinginthenorth usually not by choice

I don't think I've ever met more than 80% of the qualifications for a job

@gitpull now the post is maxed!

@ikdekker HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

definitely how i got my job rn