If you ever feel unwanted, just know that someone, somewhere, has wanked about you at some point

They're masochists ofc, but it still counts

Did you just wank about me?

This explains where @alexanderr went

https://devrant.com/rants/9859849/...

If you ever feel unwanted, remember Newton died a virgin. But that's not what people remember him for.

Can't get some mush mush tonight? Let me make a whole new branch of mathematics in one night. Now kids in the future will have to study this and not get any action too!

Nobody has wanked to me. I just know this.

@Alexanderr Some stamina you got there.

You speak in the past tense...

@SidTheITGuy best 30 seconds of his life

@SidTheITGuy i'm disappointed of your lack of intimate knowledge about me.

*cries in the corner*