I keep needing to take a piss. What's wrong with my dick and balls. Every 5-10 minutes I need to take a piss and im not drinking anything theres almost nothing to piss too. Theres like 20 drops of piss and im done. Until the next 5 minutes. Wtf is this. I also shitted before this. I dont want a constsnt pissing to be a dlc package of shitting now

You transitioning into piss-posting now?

@SidTheITGuy hope not. Piss posting is more annoying than shit posting cause pissing is more frequent than shitting! So then I'd have to piss post more often than shit post!

I don't think balls have something to do with the pissing problem... But I can be wrong.

@SidTheITGuy now im shitting and i kept pissing for 3-4 times while shitting! I hope i didnt get a UTI. Fuck

Cystitis
urinary bladder stones

Is there any blood? Could be infection in any part of the uro tract. Blood tends to trigger the bladder receptors quite a lot. I had that 'pleasure' too back when I had a stent in my kidney [after removal of kidney stones]. The stent had sharp edges [the hook] that caused bleeding every time I bent down. And frequent need for a restroom...For a few drops.

That summer I understood the 'burns when I pee' concept :)

@netikras No blood. Bruh if there was blood i wouldnt be here cuz id be busy being in hospital asap

Im pissing a tiny amount every 7-13 minutes. And it kind of "burns" or "heats" while i piss not sure how to describe it and the "pain" eases off once im done pissing.

@netikras Here i recorded how often i took a piss since posting this rant

@netikras now the consistency broke for the first time. It was always every 7 or 13 minutes. Now 17. Notice how its always in a span of 5 minutes apart. Cant even make this shit up

Also took a piss once between these sets but forgot to record

Go see a doc. Not urgent, but do it this week if possible. If it's stones, a tiny stone can clog your pipes and then it would escalate quickly from there [hours]. Painfully

@netikras now 45 mins passed since the last time i took a piss. Seems like its getting better and healing itself. I hope so at least. I'll give it a day or two and see what happens. Its monday. If this shit doesnt heal till friday ill go to doc

@b2plane if it's a stone, it won't heal. It will grow until it's as large as a hen's egg, actual rock this big [I've seen such giants with my own eyes]. Impossible to remove w/o surgery and risk of complications.

While tiny they can still be removed relatively easily.

That's IF it's stones

@b2plane if this lasts much longer, your sphincter wil get tired soon. And the "last 2 drops" will soon escalate to "last 2 squirts and a constantly dripping fauced". You'll stink like a goat.

A workaround - grab a sheet of a paper tissue [paper towel], fold it twice and tuck it in nicely, like a ladies' "always dailies". And change it as needed. Cheap, accessible and does the job -- noone even needs to know.

Just a pro tip ;) bcz.. Yk.. been there, done that

@netikras the urgent surgery my dad had to do in May this year was exactly about those stones that grew in his stomach. Im still confused how tf do actual STONES grow inside a living human body. Wtf is this shit life bro.

Ive had tons of times when i get shits and just wait it out a few days and get self healed. I'll try this one too

@b2plane good luck!

Your bladder can "fall" which results in incomplete drainage and a feeling of urgency. That's usually a gradual thing that happens to older people.

Might be an inflamed prostate. Or UTI.

have you considered the possibility of asking a trained medical professional?

or is "complaining about your bodily insufficiencies" just your current fetish?

New record, twice as better than the previous piss session. I no longer have to piss every 7-13 mins. Hopefully i heal soon🙏

@tosensei not yet. It doesnt seem that serious. If i pissed blood id go to hospital asap. Right now ill wait it our a day or two and see if i heal by myself

@b2plane rule of thumb:

if it's serious enough to lament about on the internet, it's serious enough to go to the doc.

Is this a: software transmitted disease? If not then we cannot help you.

Sounds like a UTI - see doctor

lol your gf probably gave you chlamydia

@jeeper where's his left hand been?

@jeeper how can she get chlamydia if shes been sleeping only with me

@b2plane send dick pic and we'll diagnose you

@MammaNeedHummus does any phone have enough zoom?

@MammaNeedHummus im doing better now no more pissing problems im healing by myself

Huzzah another miracle performed by me.

That'll be $7568.89 please by Friday.

Should have gone to your GP instead of chickening out to posting a pic to the only internet babe who asks you for a miracle dick pic 🔥

In all seriousness you should still see your doctor if it persists

@b2plane *jeopardy music playing while you think about this series of events and the implications*