Poorly explain what
you do for a living.

@Demolishun lol that's basically what I say to people when people say "your job is interesting"

then I go "really? I just type stuff"

I figure out complicated problems, and then solve them by adding more complications.
rinse.
repeat.

Think insanely about what buttons to press in which order and then press said buttons for some reason

Computer plumber (data engineer)
Most data is shit, anyway.

Professional tippy tapper ⌨️

I fix other people’s fuckups. Occasionally I get to type on a keyboard.

I also get told I don’t fuck up enough.

https://devrant.com/rants/5801969/...
https://devrant.com/rants/5440005/...

I copy stuff done by others to create something slightly different. I need to know well what was done before me because only then I can benefit from the smart people who did things before me. And avoid what the dumb people before me did.

Your mom, sometimes your grandma, and other times your sister.

i write reports with the sole purpose of annoying people.

I rearrange bits on some machine in Ohio that doesn't even really exist so that my company can ship poor quality shit from China to US

I take paychecks from my employer for a living. Oh, and some computer stuff sometimes

@Demolishun I'm going with this

I install and set up lots of computers.

Work with various forms of sand built objects.

Men

Reading logs

Complain