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9

nitwhiz

11581

3y

I spell words so you can watch things do stuff.
8

netikras

35125

3y

stuff
5

melezorus34

3275

3y

I don't.
I am broke because of that.
3

Oktokolo

11619

3y

I write instructions to be executed by a computer to fulfill customer-defined goals.
18

Hazarth

9373

3y

I enchant a magical silicone stone with complicated magic runes to make the stone do thing instead of me
5

cafecortado

8395

3y

I drink coffee
4

MM83

1212

3y

Explain things badly to a completely literal mind
3

electrineer

29793

3y

I gather around people to figure out if things work like they should and why, and what will we do and not do about it.
1

cmarshall10450

1002

3y

I do data, me.
3

Frankistan

412

3y

I would but I got disturbed by the idea that 99% of managers can just say:

"PowerPoints hahaha!"

And it's still totally clear.
4

AmbientTea

780

3y

I compose arrows of various monoids in the category of endofunctors all day.
2

ironecally

243

3y

Supposed to manage people, but end up managing spreadsheet
2

sleek

3444

3y

i help people find what they are looking for
6

AnxiousADHDGuy

477

3y

I tell a rock what to do
9

fullstackcircus

9911

3y

I write arcane symbols on a screen so you can read less arcane symbols on another screen.
3

connormon

370

3y

I type while listening to music with universal paperclips on another Firefox tab
2

Jedidja

967

3y

staring at a field of lots of little lights
I press some buttons to change the pattern they form
until some day it may look like I want

[insert xkcd link]
10

PonySlaystation

21327

3y

I fix low IQ people's shit.
2

IntrusionCM

14343

3y

Making people do what they don't want, getting regularly beaten up for it - but hey, I still get the higher paycheck.
1

bioDan

5599

3y

I pound on plastic keys and smash buttons
3

kamen

6867

3y

I stare at letters until they do something productive.
2

EddieBro

120

3y

I'm playing key(board)
0

devJs

1448

3y

Some boring computer shite!
6

JsonBoa

3103

3y

"Computer plumber"
Literally how I explained "Data Engineer" to my grandmother.
3

100110111

3967

3y

I keep a leaking boat filled with a pile of golden poo afloat.
0

Trithon

1019

3y

I take lightning and stick it into a rock until it learns to think
1

melezorus34

3275

3y

@Trithon you electrishun?
1

mucalena

573

3y

I make things move in front of you
3

electrineer

29793

3y

@mucalena are you a stripper?
1

ctkqiang

10783

3y

I click square buttons to generate some images and words on a rectangular glass that fits into your pocket for people to swipe up and down .
0

melezorus34

3275

3y

@johnmelodyme content-o creator-u?

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