Holy shit balls it works (so far)

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So I’ve been working on a project... well feature for the past year (yes 12 whole fucking months - anti agile I know)
And today I got to merge that bitch of a pull request into the current working branch and deploy it to UAT - no conflicts 😵I think I need to put the lottery on tonight!
And some how, by some stupid lucky roll of the dice it just works.

I have never felt so afraid and delighted in my life!

I need x

“Fill out this form and wait”

Just shoot me now 😔

Used to be a fan of agile and the wisdom of the crowd, but now I’m not so sure. If the team majority aren’t experienced then the experienced people make suggestions are voted down.
I’m fast becoming anti-agile now

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!! such a long week..... fcking prod issue and new (anti) agile process team wants to implement

Clean code is the biggest bullshit in software development history. Oris it agile/scrum? Can’t decide yet.

Note: A new contender arrives with anti-nested coding cult. You hide your deep nested logic away from main logic block, so it is easier to maintain… Said probably by someone who never coded serious software.