You think HTML isn't a programming language? Tell that to the guy wrote js to check if a hidden div contained the word True inside its tag before it fired.

Ive been working on pseudo-Java (ie some 3rd company's UNDOCUMENTED programming language) that they parse into Java in their backend

It doesnt even support if-else (only ifs and elses) or a boolean combination of False and OR together lmao

mainly a GRPC middleware-language

Given its lack of features (arrays/collections) or documentation, I just had to implement a flag-array using a 0-1 string

Im throwing exceptions unless combined strings equal Lengths and is only 1s

living like in 80s-90s 💀

Looking at code from previous devs...which I now support...

Oh hey there is a function to retry connecting to the database if it fails to open...ok...

It doesn't return anything e.g. a boolean. Not a big deal I'll catch the exception...

It catches the exception and silently ignores it? WTF how do I know if it fails??

It keeps trying for 20 seconds...sounds reasonable...wonder how long it waits between failed attempts...0. No sleep, no back off, literally spams the open call as quick as it can throw the exception...

I'm glad I personally dont know them. They are fucking idiots.