Who influenced me the most at work?
My boss.. for may I never end up like him.

Laying next to my snoring wife... My mind is running on what coding her snoring pattern would be like.

When your searching for something so off the wall Google doesn't know how to handle it.

Because others are doing it..

Just built tested and pushed to production a website based on an injoke. On a Friday. Why am I like this.

Boss: management needs this applications report changed
-2 weeks later of revamping the program
Boss: So we decided we are going to abandon the program all together. At least you learned some things.

Redoing our web apps to use SSO... Every single page within the app runs LDAP authentication. What is the point of signing in and having session cookies if you are reauthorization a logon on every page?!??? Now what seemed like a simple task of revamping the initial logon has turned into a hunting trip for LDAP queries and creating new sql tables

That moment when MDM policy wipes everyone's iOS devices..