At an interview, the first round was an online coding round. Two questions, one easy one hard, 90 minutes, easy peasy.

I solved the hard one first.
A bit of good logic, followed MVC pattern, all done. Worked flawlessly.
Submitted code. Online compiler threw up an internal error citing java is an invalid command(jdk not found).
Called the invigilators. What I heard next, I couldn't believe this shit.
"We're not responsible for any errors you may be having. Figure it out yourself"
I was like WTF dude. This is not even a compilation or runtime error!
After a heated discussion, I made him look at the code.
Him - what is all this classes and all? Why haven't you written everything inside the main function?
Me - those are model classes. Those are different helper functions. That is a recursive function to avoid 5 for loops and use divide and conquer. Ever heard of OOP? what kind of person writes a 300 line program inside one function?
Him - no no we write it like that only. Correct this.
Me - I fit everything inside the main function. Still the same error, java not installed. Called the idiot to have a look at it.
Him - yeah your code is wrong.
Me - may I know what's wrong with it? Can you fix it please?
Him - no no we aren't allowed to see the code (he had already read it twice. It was compiling and running perfectly, locally) .
Yeah you solved only 1 problem, you were supposed to solve 2.
Me - yes because the rest of the time I had the pleasure of your company. (It isn't everyday that I see talking buffoons.)

You know you're fucked up when internal compiler is error. . .

>compiling Linux 3DS' zImage overnight
>start compiler at 4PM
>11:54PM -- compiling clang: <file>: conpiler: *internal compiler error*: segmentation fault
okay, well, maybe if we continue make from there it'll fix itself? Might've run out of RAM...
>make
>5 seconds later, segfault again
FUCK

HELP
Why does gcc fails to compile?

main.c:10:1: error: unrecognizable insn:
10 | }
| ^
(insn/f 18 4 19 (set (mem:SI (pre_dec:SI (reg:SI 1 bx)) [0 S4 A32])
(reg:HI 0 ax)) "main.c":8:1 -1
(nil))
during RTL pass: shorten
main.c:10:1: internal compiler error: in insn_default_length, at insn-attrtab.c:221
0x61f93f _fatal_insn(char const*, rtx_def const*, char const*, int, char const*)
../../gcc/rtl-error.c:108
0x61f95b _fatal_insn_not_found(rtx_def const*, char const*, int, char const*)
../../gcc/rtl-error.c:116
0x742291 insn_default_length(rtx_insn*)
/home/user/Documents/gcc/build-d16i/gcc/insn-attrtab.c:221
0x9ee716 shorten_branches(rtx_insn*)
../../gcc/final.c:1118
0x9ee78f rest_of_handle_shorten_branches
../../gcc/final.c:4753
0x9ee78f execute
../../gcc/final.c:4782