Node.JS is great sometimes. Here is my HTTP(s) server script, which is 117 generously spaced lines, including a small database of MIMEs, which serves raw files OR allows you to set up request handlers like the one you see here.

Very, super happy with the outcome.

Noop
18k+ upvotes.

Not a single post.

He's the total inversion of a narcissist. Hes a ghost.

He must be the most boring person on earth or the most interesting/mysterious.

Like, what is he hiding? No posts, no comments. Just upvotes.

My bet: Hes an international fugitive or a spy. Get em!

Who else wants to baselessly speculate about long time users who keep to themselves and or highlight their favorite mime?