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spent an hour trying to fix an error, in the end realized there was an error in the error message #facepalm

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today during the stand-up I said: "if everything goes OK, I'll submit the PR by noon"; guess what? everything went to hell. FML

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From now on I am telling everybody I work as a baker. No one will ask me how an oven works, or to repair their croissant.

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When you're a cat person and the office dogs are more social towards you than your colleagues.

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Today's Friday, so I've gotta go into my clients office. Time to throw on some chinos and pretend that I act like a civilized human being the other 6 days of the week... *glances at chip bag and popcorn container*

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A difference between coding and programming is about 5 years.😛🤔

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when someone asks me to explain my code in a PR

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Even error smiles at me now😑, days aren't far when they start LOL at me!

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Client wants a pixel perfect site...
Comes to the office with a ruler and starts measuring on my screen...

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my standing desk.

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Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

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