I don't want to show of my swiping skills but I only have to swipe once to go from top of this feed to the bottom. I think I'm just born to be a swiper.

DevRant Slim Application Error

So will the real devrant please stand up
and put each one of those fingers on each hand up
please stand up
please stand up
(we're gonna have a problem here)

y'all act like you never seen a devrant before

'cause I'm Slim rant all you other Slim rants are just imitating so won't the real Slim rant please stand up,

lmao.

Beep beep

Don't you find it annoying when the dev team gives you the worst or less than absolute minimum of time to test a new release?

It's like... that itches with me so hard. Come on.. we're testing a build here. You want me to brush over this? The amount of bugs that might pop up...(oh yeah we just bill the client for those later lolololol)! Especially when no one wrote tests, or just minimal, I... sigh.

lol

DevRant not really working for me. Keep getting Simple Application Error for dayzzzzzzzz.

Tap tap... uhh
IS THIS THING ON?

instead of resolutions russians are like "how you meet the new year is how you'll spend it"

so you're effectively tricked into putting your resolutions into effect but also to enjoy yourself 😏

i put braces 2day
my braces hurt
ima see my family
ion want to

What have you learned in 2025?

- I don't have germans, I hate the king because he's germans and I just hate reactionaries and nazis. Also the holocaust happened because of flemmish people.
- I learned to master music and what a DJ really was.
- Issah told us to love our neighbors or something and tell the truth.

ah... devrant app is back. it's so cozy. totally different vibes 😋

365 days of bullshit

Finally had some time to work on this sorry piece of ass. It should not have taken this long to find some spare time.

youRant Release 0.1.2 (Alpha)
https://github.com/yuriKhordal/...

New Features and Changes:
+ You can now finally vote(++ / --) on rants.
+ Added an updates checker that will notify you when a new release becomes available on github.
+ Expired(but known) devRant Certificates are now trusted, the api calls are now switched back to devrant.com endpoint.
+ Since devRant certificates have been updated, the aforementioned expired certificate trusting has been turned off. Will be togglebale in the future in case certs expire again.
+ Image Attachments (for older rants that had them when they still worked) are now displayed, but not in the best way.

Bug fixes:
* Fixed the Login Page bug where it was possible to recursively open it from itself, forcing you to close them all individually on the way back.

Anyone else seeing the following randomly on devrant?

Slim Application Error
A website error has occurred. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.

Turns out u cant clone a post.
anyways whatcha doin
slim application error

Great! Looks like Edit comments is dead now, too!

didnt wish you,, but merry christmas !
i totally forgor this feast even existed.

also, 68 61 70 70 79 20 6E 65 77 20 79 65 61 72 21 20 77 69 73 68 20 75 20 6C 6F 74 73 20 6F 66 20 50 52 73 2E

who wants kiki back???
i do! so view this as a petition to get kiki back... and protect kiki from any 'retoor' crap!

You play worms with worms. I play worms with jaguars: https://devrant.molodetz.nl/preview...

This is literally AI slop. Made in less than 30 lines prompt in total. I'm so suprised! :P But impressive, the AI models are getting so good.

I described zero graphics, this is total LLM fantasy and total slop!

I know you guys all shake in excitation knowing my album is coming. Well, rest assured, it's coming.

WOW, i'm the first!

Happy Christmas! May the source be with you 2026.

Jay Jesus!

How are we doing devRats?

Today I'm fishing in the client's server.

They have a vulnerable app, I've restarted it and monitoring closely to see which payload exploits the known RCE. While I'm waiting for THE fish, load of other tiny ones keep trying their luck and swimming away after a single shot at it.

It's actually quite fun to just sit and stare at the terminal, waiting for that single fish to bite. IDK why :D

https://github.com/donlon/...

Gotta blame cloudflare!

https://shroudlabs.tech

I got bored and decided to figure out webapps. Hosting something I find useful. Feel free to poke at it and tell me why it sucks and what breaks

I TRY TO ORDER A VAPE STICK YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS.

https://devrant.molodetz.nl/preview...

So, if you buy something there: they have your credit card details, your picture, your passport. What's next? My pp size?

Do they want to make a loan in my name or something? FUCKING HELL.

This does not have to do with the shit EU is pulling of lately I hope? Because if that's the case, I will basically not shop much online anymore.

Guess who deleted her account again?
hint.startsWith("re")
hint.endsWith('toor")

We are a 100% not living in a simulation, some are way too random/weird to be a calculation xD

There is one thing that will have the hair on the back of my neck stand up. A sentence, that I hear in my worst nightmares, just before I wake bathed in sweat. Fifty-fifty, I shit myself if I hear that sentence. And that's when I am awake...

The sentence is: "Oh, don't worry, we just have like two of them."

Implying, we have a dataset and two of them behave differently. How different, I ask. Oh, one line explanation, then the dreaded sentence. Meaning, we don't want to go too deep into the exceptions, because that special rule is nonsensical, not written down, cannot really be justified to auditors if they happen, and I bill them for the time, they want to move on to other things.

I painstakingly explain that I need to know all the special cases. Because they will either crash the system or, worse, the results will be unreliable. They grudgingly explain it. 5 minutes later, they next table, and again, the same data also causes an exception here. I hear it again. "It's only one or two items from all our thousands of customers..." And I get the feeling that these 1 or 2 items get complete special treatment throughout the whole system. And no one knows the complete extend or protocol of it. And it repeats...

Another time, and then another... and then it stops... And the dread rises. The customer realized I make a problem out of the special treatment of this one thing. He stops pointing out the special treatment. Suddenly, process over process without exceptions... Before, we always did something different everywhere...

And finally I awake, bathed in sweat and realize, I am still in the conference room. I passed out... Alright, too dramatic... I quietly resigned to have the complain afterwards and destroy the clean architecture by dribbled in corrections and exceptions.

Today I learned that programming isn’t about writing code.

It’s about questioning your entire existence because your code worked yesterday and doesn’t work today… and you changed NOTHING.

You stare at the screen.
You re-run it.
You Google the same error for the 100th time.

Then suddenly it works.

You don’t know why.
You don’t touch anything.
You’re scared to breathe.

Being a developer is basically living in fear of your own code.

Apprently @Lensflare is very attractive and looks like swoden, the ultimate chad. Fucking germans genes, so unfair.

testing from yuris client...