I want to 3d print this badly. It freaks me out

when will my brain become one with rust already

sigh

My scripts are made to be stupid-proof. Turns out I should have written them extra-stupid-proof.

Ubuntu app center really needs a freaking bookmark button!

Fucking finally beat that HR 30 Jin Dahaad fucker with my hammer build FUCK THAT ASSHOLE!!! There’s sweat all over my body. That was a long ass boss fight, never doing that again!!!!! FUCK YOU JIN ROT IN HELL.

What is up with a lot of DR users deleting their account and creating a new one?

I don't understand javascript

Need help understanding the using !!fooBar vs fooBar when checking ?(truthiness?) I'm not sure what is being checked.

I'm used to seeing the latter fooBar.

electric cars whirring noise so creepy

creeping in my back alley

like some kind of cylon patrolling... they even got the eyes!

Instructions how to properly eat a white sausage on a Weißwurst package from Germany.

Since 2020, according to American NIST, an inch is exactly 25.4 mm. No foot shenanigans anymore. Thus, in the US of A and a lot of other countries, an inch is just a weird metric unit.

Imperial system is a lie.

Lost all the lead engineers in my org. Now I'm the most senior.

God help us all.

Why cellphone is like a Tamagotchi nowadays?
*BlimBlom* please notice me!

At one random time a lady voice said in my pocket: "GPS signal lost."
What is going on, my dear Tamagotchi?

Depressed. Life sucks

Ugh. So tired of my “premium” HP Omen’s shortcomings that I want to buy a MacBook again. Probably Air 15, and install Asahi Linux right away.

JoyRant build 43

You can now see who upvoted your comment.
This works by getting the info from the notifications list so it will not work for old upvotes which aren’t in the notif list anymore.

Forgot to also add this for rants. Will add later.

Complete list of changes:

* notifications from all tabs load at once
* info button about who upvoted my comment
* comments counter for own rants
* no reply button for own comments
* ignore users locally (added in build 42)

I'm here for the climate discussions. Much climate lately. Very much.

There are at least 25 million spiders for every human. That's a lot, maybe the real cause for climate change? They look mean, so..

"Every time you use a VPN a puppy dies!"
- European governments, probably

++age

Can’t believe it’s been a year already. Currently enjoying a month-long break from work, almost halfway through it. Realizing that I’m at an age where I need to recover from going to a museum, which is wild. But I’m taking the time to visit museums during my PTO instead of just sitting at home binge watching shows like normal.

Unrelated, I tried to crochet a Chucky doll and it turned out.. interesting.

Your wife calls me "tripod".

Your wife calls me pangolin.

I'm looking for more semiprimes to test my code on, regardless of the bit length, up to a reasonable number of 2048 bits because the code is unoptimized.

For those wanting to see for themselves if its more failed efforts, heres what you can do to help:

1. post a semiprime
2. optionally post a hash of one of the factors to confirm it.
3. I'll respond within the hour with a set of numbers that contain the first three digits of p and the first three digits of q.
4. After I post my answer, you post the correct answer so others can confirm it is working.

How this works:
All factors of semiprimes can be characterized by a partial factorization of n digits.
If you have a pair of primes like q=79926184211, and p=15106381891, the k=3 pair would be [151, 799]

The set of all digits of this kind is 810,000 pairs.

My answers can be no larger than 2000 pairs, and are guaranteed to contain the partial factorization regardless of the bit length of n.

I especially encourage you to participate if you never thought for a second that the RSA research I've been doing on and off for a few years was ever real.

But those who enjoyed it and thought there might be something to it, if you want to come have fun, or poke fun, I encourage you to post some numbers too!

Semiprimes only.
Keys can be any size up to 2048 bits.
But I won't take any keys under 24 bits, and none over 2048.
You should be able to prove after the fact you know p and q, not only so everyone can confirm the results for themselves, but also because I don't want anyone getting cheeky and posting say the public key to a bank or google or something.

Good luck, lets see if you got a number I can't crack.

For prime numbers you're welcome to use
https://bigprimes.org/

... or any other source you prefer.

@Lensflare, your bots are doing pretty good. I will see a spam, then I refresh and its gone. Definitely makes this place more tolerable. Are your bots keeping up? Any fallen warriors?

I have nobody to share this so I will inflict myself on you guys.

I genuinelly laughted out loud from reading the Hot Potato Licence

https://github.com/ErikMcClure/...

ai apocalypse my ass

ChatGPT 4 is stupid.
ChatGPT 5 is stupid.
No difference.

Americans love their cars so much that they’re calling their kids “Carson”

When your brain writes a masterpiece but your fingers send... something else. 🐎➡️🐴 #DevLife #CodingStruggles

I'd suck a dick for a gram of weed. Who's interested. Please wash first. No homo

Today’s kiki dream was so pleasant that it still lingers inside my rib cage and heals my heart with its warmth
Maybe this is what you get when you quit your job

Started a new job a month ago and my ex-colleague asked yesterday if we are recruiting. I wonder how it is going at my old job 😅