We are all a living Turing test

What?

bundler = blunder!

If I've offended you with my posts I am sorry.
I honestly didn't think you could read.

Also, its FUCK YOU ALL FRIDAY!

I have an interview on Sunday and I keep procrastinating like an idiot.

Hey guys check out the native web app for my website, its staged but soon on playstore

https://instagram.com/reel/...==

/me experimenting with streaming my music on peertube

/me find there's some weird echos on the stream

/me stop the music, the last part repeats on an on as if there was a delay

/me start troubleshooting. Is there a delay in the daw? no. Is it something to do with alsa or jack? no. Is it peertube? it should be peertube right? I try with youtube, there is still a delay even though it's not that bad.

so i ask the admin like an idiot. Turns out I had the tabs opened twice.

Anyway im mixin my music here

https://yiny.org/w/...

It was at this moment NoToJavaScript understood,, he fucked up by updating a perfectlly working Linux server.

We have in our company an 8 GB Ram Intel MacBook Pro that they give to any new Mobile developers and is always returned bc the ram is not enough.

You’d have thought they understood after 3 years. But I just found out they still do it lol.

I'm getting up in 6h then I'll have to work on that shit codebase on problems I don't give a fuck about again.

fml, why can't I just code my stuff alone ?

I hate bash scripting so much !
What a shit language, its inconsistent af
Its just a pile of hacks upon hacks upon hacks. Theres no rime or reason to bash expansion, or to working with arrays.
Sometimes "$@" is a list, sometimes its not... Because fuck u thats why

So im doing a coding project at work, that has to be in bash for reasons.
It already feels like giving birth, llms are hard-carrying me and im not proud of it

And every time i think im done, and i can close this fucking epic, some issue pops up that necessitates a re-write
3rd one is also a no go apparently

And this all happened because *someone* in another department couldn't be fucked to implement the proper solution for this.
The scope of this piece of shit script keeps growing, because every month they be like

"oh this feature of service xyz ? Nah turns out we cant do that sowwy. But you can implement a workaround in bash right??

If you truly like bash as a language, you're cooked brother. you need to seek professional help :skull:

How little resources would you like?
4 Cores?
Without any effort!
How about 512MB Ram?
Can do it for less!
10 Second Boot?
Yeah!
Desktop Environment?
Yes! Please!

I work with idiots.

That is all.

Markdown syntax is ambiguous and always forgiving (any text in a markdown document is valid markdown). Syntax is complicated and context-dependent.

I honestly think it might be one of the trickiest languages to parse.

Hi i am a new member. Nice to meet you all

I need to finally learn CMAKE at some point
I've been using make for many years now and it's good enough for me so I never bother with trying CMAKE but I can't be lazy forever

Oh china... just when I was so exhausted and annoyed at you... cuz i got behind and had to grind purchase/logistics/china-rel bs, to get necessities complete before your 2wks being MIA for chinese new year.

BUT THEN...

You had brought me this comedic gold in the midst of my sourcing woes!

Whoever points out my favourite 'precaution' first, wins.

...it's very rare that I say this, especially with my linguistics and algorithmic knowledge and exp making me easily peeved here...

But seriously, even Google trans with 0 knowledge of english, wouldve done better on most of these.

I am still salty that git master was renamed to main... I mean, the rename is stupid, but when you remain it, why not bough? Bough was the obvious and perfect choice...

The fact that state updates in React are asynchronous is a cancer that is holding humanity back 10,000 years.

So, StackExchange has renamed Luigi Mangione's profile. Not a complete removal as of yet, it seems.

So if I am even accused of a crime, they're gonna remove my scientific publications and contributions?

Like idgaf about the guy, but how's this not censorship? How's this any better than burning certain books? (I'm going out on a limb here, but you get the idea)

Told you I'll be back

Don’t dwell on petty detail.

Swift does some things really well, but then falls flat in others. Why is polymorphic JSON decoding/encoding such a pain?
In Kotlin, it's a breeze to support multiple object types.

Very excited to announce I've started another project I will never finish

Found a meme about @retoor

How you spend your days is how you spend your life.

My proudness accomplishment?

My relationship with my sibling

Soo... Turns out, if your laptop has usb-c charging and it has several such usb-c ports, you can use them simultaneously.

My lappy has issues with usb-c sharging, i.e. it becomes sluggish when charging w/ usbc (compared to on-battery and charging through barrel plug). Aaaaand Linux tends to occasionally crash if I unplug the charger while it's "awake". I wanted to change chargers, so I figured I could plug in the second one (hoping not to see any smoke) and unplug the first one. As soon as I plugged in the second one, all the lag disappeared and the battery keeps charging.

So if you have an usb-c charger that's too weak for your laptop, try using two of them :D

Never would have thought....

You only appreciate the present when it becomes the past.

I'll keep on going about my vacation.

Went down the piste from where I took the picture, usually takes half an hour on average, I took less than 15 minutes.

I'm a tiny bit proud of myself :)