Worst coding mistake: accidentally overwriting part of the address field in an Ethernet frame instead of the vlan tag when developing a network switch...

Welp...npm is down. Time to go home.

We just had an hour and a half long meeting, where at the end we spent 15 minutes debating whether or not to add 15 minutes to the meeting because we didn't have time to go over all the issues...

Every couple of hours a certain request from our web app gets a CORS error from our server. Refresh the page and everything works perfectly. WTF...

To all product managers: either give us a set of features and ask for a time frame, or give us a time frame and ask what can be developed. You can't dictate both!

I used to think my coworkers are stupid. Now I believe they are purposely making mistakes just to piss me off.

Co-op integration, day 3: we 'discovered' that we need 2 new back end services before we can integrate. Project is now on hold until this can be complete... lasted longer than I thought :)

Co-op integration, day 2: Our developer assigned to the project called me at the end of the day:
dev: Can you come over to {other company} to help me tomorrow?
me: Why? What happened?
Dev: Our code isn't integration ready, so I can't start working...
me: Did you talk to the TL about it?
dev: yes.
me: what did he say?
dev: he said to call you...

co-op integration, day 1: after 3 hours we decided to postpone all coding until day 2 since we found 8 product open issues and 5 architecture open issues. Also, the other company has a critical deployment problem that needs addressing. good start...

Beginning a co-op integration marathon with another company today... wish me luck...

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Now, which sticker should adorn my work laptop, and which one is for my personal laptop?

PM: I want the product to support this set of features.
Me: Which product?
PM: The one that will support this set of features.
Me: ...
PM: Also add some user login.