My project manager sent this to me today.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

meh...my iPhone is not working...I press the HOME button, BUT I'M STILL IN SCHOOL!!

if (thing = anotherThing)

I think we've all made this mistake at some point..

Showing ReactJS to a PHP developer must be what it felt like to show fire to a caveman for the first time…

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter whether you are, or are not, appreciated by your boss or peers. 'git log' tells the truth. The only truth that really matters.

I have a large code library I have been working on for over 10 years. I have nightmares about leaving it to another unfortunate dev. I'll have to work at this company the rest of my life.

i just learned what pokemon go was and its basically my childhood dreams coming true. i love that developers can make that happen.

Game of Thrones fans will know

To infinity and beyond.... 😓

So I just experienced my first "last minute client change" boy do I understand everyone's frustrations now

Manager: how is the progress, can we deliver it by next week?
SACH: i am having trouble with MYSQL server.
Manager: if yours is not working, take someone elses, i will talk to them
SACH: 😐

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

Hands down the best exception handling code you will ever see!

My Crush who is a bookworm: what do u do?
me: i am a writer
she: wow thats soo cool
me: (excited inside)
she: what did u write recently?
me: code
she: 😐

You're an engineer, Harry.
Ahm a waat?

which one is you?

right right right!!

About every fucking feature: "I want to change it through the admin panel"

"You should clear your browser's cache ".- my first solution.

I'm pretty sure that I have some guys inside my computer that sometimes fix bugs or break builds overnight without me even touching the code.

the Moment you realize that your Code can do more than you.

Show me your test devices

when i have the feeling that the compiler hates me..

Colleague: I really wish array index in all languages would start from 1. If I ever write a language the index will start from 1.

Me:

Me right there

The 1st of July, it'll be a year ago since my father passed away.

I made him a promise as he explicitly told me; "Please grow our company, I wouldn't have put you in the CTO position if you sucked at what you do" - so I said I would keep pushing the boundaries.

As per now we've officially broken our set target. Our revenue thus far in 6 months of time has reached to last years total revenue. I take great comfort in knowing that he would have been god dang proud.

July the 1st will be a day with both a smile and a tear. Had to get this off my chest!

The difference between Front End and Back End simplified!

"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit." ~ Anonymous

My boss expects me to create an android application like Instagram just in 1 day ... 😂😂
it's terrible that your boss doesn't have any knowledge about programming...😥