Me everytime when someone ask me to help him in his code

the feeling when you review your code on 1st project.

No, I'm not going to approve your one-line fix. It will introduce more problems in the future. Fix it the way we agreed on this morning!

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Anyone excited to have Google possibly drop Java for Swift?

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A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”

No one of my family knows exactly what I'm doing for living x)

When you build a beautiful set of Sass files with grunt/gulp tasks, hand it off to another developer who makes all their changes in the compiled css.

coffee Into Code

Starting the day with 4 bugs to squash...end the day with 3 done and 7 to go... Wait.. What??

You always develop on a Mac, you get a great job offer, and on your first day, you find out you will work on a windows pc.

Effect of documentation!!!

Databases..

I really don't get people that use their IDEs with white backgrounds. How do they manage to keep their eyes from frying?!

"Darling, I can't open this jar."
"Download and install Java first, sweety."
"Oh..."

When this happens...

Two reasons why I love devRant.
1. None of my clients are here so I can say what I want.
2. Everyone gets my geeky ass jokes that usually only I laugh at.

- I know how to program a little bit
- Oyy really, in what language are you programming
- Html and css
- Bye.

how do you migrate to production so fast?