Day 11 of starving myself to death challenge.

It's evening. No #2 still, no gas, nothing but pure energy. No hunger or thirst as well. I feel amazing!

Cat penis has barbs to prevent female from escaping.

His vagina
Her penis

Atomoxetine package: *finally arrives to the pharmacy*
my autistic ass:

Day 10 of starving myself to death challenge! Health app warns me of sharp weight decline trend. I don’t remember the last time I had #2. I feel fantastic

standard for loop syntax is super ugly.

Starving myself to death challenge, day 9, here I go!

I'm on day 8 of starving myself to death challenge!

Terry Davis used algorithms to worship god. Now we worship the algorithm.

how do I make my actively hostile body behave and do what I want it to do?

#2s with bad diet/overeating: several times a day, loud, messy, all over the place, a lot of wiping/washing needed. And you constantly fart
#2s with moderate healthy diet: once every two days or less, quiet, one 2ply paper is enough

@b2plane, I’m looking at you

Today I learned that power-to-weight ratio of modern passenger aircraft is so high that they can do a vertical takeoff. It should be almost impossible to stall those planes. I bet they can do barrel rolls just fine.
Even one engine is enough to fly safely.

bundler = blunder!

Today I learned that the U.S. Army uses metric system.

Me, my bonsai and SOPHIE in my earphones. The perfect way to spend a Friday evening.

Digiton, the US state, was founded by Antonio Maria Digiton in 1972. It was reserved for NSFL content creators that mutilated small animals.

Had a dream that I remapped Copy to Command and Paste to Option, and it started a new vim-vs-emacs type war.

This is how you grow your web app indefinitely:
1. Strip the codebase of all frameworks
2. Ban DRY principle. Don't reuse the code, period.
3. When feeling the urge to write a unit test, refactor the code instead.
4. When seniors “discover” a new “paradigm” that applies to the codebase and want to make a framework, rotate them.
5. Profit!

RIP John Sykes

@MammaNeedHummus, can I get that audio recording of you peeing that you've sent your cousin?
👉👈

Don’t dwell on petty detail.

How you spend your days is how you spend your life.

You only appreciate the present when it becomes the past.

This $1 mofo created more engineers than Harvard or Stanford.

If you want a terrifying name for your metal band, don't call it “Whispers from the Abyss of Despair” or “Through the Veil of Darkness and Desolation”.

Call it “Surgery Robot From Temu”.

What happened to SliTaz was so unfortunate. It's old (2008, latest release happened in 2025) and very lightweight.

It's also half-abandoned and running out of steam. 2022's donation campaign only raised 263 dollars.

It's community page (https://scn.slitaz.org) is defaced. It's Twitter (https://x.com/slitaz) is suspended.

This distro is really unique. It's not just Openbox plus Ubuntu. It's near and dear to my heart. If you can, please give it some love.

pLeAsE dOnAtE tO hElP mE aFfOrD hOsTing

lolwut? you have a free-for-all project with no premium features. Users can’t create accounts. All of your code is JS, you don’t even need a server. Just host your stuff on Cloudflare. I have just about a gigabyte of data uploaded there on my free account, so if I can do it, so do you. Just use a CDN for your client-only, JS-only project.

domains though… yours is long and costs around 40 bucks a YEAR.

if you made a good product and want to make some money with it, that’s completely okay, so just say so: “I want money for my work, but I don’t want to take away features that were free and can be provided at no additional cost, so please donate”. Why lie? It’s not like people who won’t donate to you based on this justification will magically donate for “hosting”.

There is no traffic cone emoji.
Sorry.

ladies and gentlemen, goto in JS!

> I made it through the security! Finally, time for some blues!
> *guy on stage pulls out the guitar*
> *It's a $5,000 PRS*
> oh no, it's going to be lawyer blues!
> 🎵that nasty prosecutor, he got me by my balls🎵
> 🎵LORD! that that nasty prosecutor got me by my balls🎵
> 🎵I wish I could finish the paperwork…🎵
> 🎵LORD! I wish I could finish until the morning falls🎵
> *five minutes of minor pentatonic noodling*