AboutHailed from India, staying in Dubai. An anime fan. 27 years old guy still learning self-control.
SkillsSpring Webflux, Java 8, Couchbase, PL SQL, Angular 2+, HTML/CSS, PrimeNG
Joined devRant on 8/9/2019
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Middleware guy: 'Raise a Jira. We have always been so accommodating. Contact your manager.'
Me: 'Could you please start the server in dev environment? I am a new joiner. I don't have access. Here is a jira.'
Middleware guy: 'Deadlines may be for you. It is not for me. Wait until tomorrow.'
*Damn, did he get a divorce recently?*
Day 5: *An urgent delivery asap* 'Hi, could you please do the configuration of the new app in staging?'
Middleware guy: 'So, here is the split up...
Task 5 & 6
Your app will be configured by tomorrow first half hopefully.. Oh and you can escalate if it is too late..
*What a b...*
Me: *Doing late sit for pushing a task* 'Hi, we have an issue. The server is not starting. Could it be due to..'
MW guy in 'second' shift: 'Oh, we don't extend support on unusual hours'
Me: 'But this is second shift.'
MW guy: 'Yeah, but I have to go home early now...'
Team Lead: 'Any innovative solutions?'
Me: 'Let's go SERVERLESS!' :D13
Whoever decided to put a "No to all" button in Notepad++, I wish you and your family a healthy and wealthy life. I hope you will get a pay rise and be successful in your career.
- Windows OS user after a long while. Closing a lot of files was a nightmare back then.17
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