Struggle is real

I’m not scared of a machine that passes the turing test, I’m scared of the one that intentionally fail it

Yeeees!!!

https://hackaday.com/2019/03/...

I've always found those "age++" rants to be annoying.

are you people storing age as an integer rather than as an epoch timestamp?! seems rather tedious to upkeep.

either way. another year down! (that's 31,536,000 seconds for those of you counting correctly.)

It's a merge conflict

Just heard someone call Linux a programming language. Kill me now

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: "Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"

Estimation shows I was put on about 13 watchlists after searching: "how to kill all children of single parent"
The struggles of a programmer

Just saw a recruitment post for a female speaker to join a female panel at a "women in tech" event. And it's by an organisation called "codelikeagirl". 😒

As a female developer, it gives me the upmost cringe to hear about any #women or #girlpower events. Do you really need to validate your ability and support because of your gender? Men don't go to #menInTech events, so why do you need to go #womenInTech events?

On the surface it seems all friendly and gender equality fluff. But if you segregate yourselves into an all exclusive group, isn't that the opposite of what your trying to "achieve"?

Finally it arrived!!😁😁

When someone asks me about good coding habits ...

Posting a bad review is not a bug report 😡

Q:Why is this book so long?
A:Its mostly white spaces

If devRant ever opens up a public API I'm gonna build a dating app

Resume: experience in c, c++, java and Android.
Recruiter: DO YOU HAVE 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE WITH SWIFT AND IOS??!!

Just changed my username to avoid being recognised by clients/colleagues...

Happy 64th Birthday, Richard Stallman!! 😄😄

Wrote the code
Ctrl+s
Ctrl+s again just in case
The page doesnt work
Ctrl+s again cause maybe it missed it on the first few tries

I get it, you drink coffee!

Alpha testing be like...

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

As a Java Dev, the thing that frightens me most about colonizing Mars is that we have to rewrite the Date class...

Unity crashed, and then the crash reporter crashed. Well done Unity!

They see me coding
They testing
The Try and Catch blocks show me coding dirty
Show me coding dirty ...

git commit -m "last"
git commit -m "last1"
git commit -m "real last"
git commit -m "real last 1"
git commit -m "real real last"