Me: *coding*
Gf: *walks into room*
Gf: awww look at all the sad winky faces
Me: excuse me?
Gf: look at all the sad winky faces *points at this ); *
Me: ... 😕😂

Java Food 🤓👌🏽

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

What´s the best console text editor for you?

To my employees:

I know you on here 👀
Carry on ✌🏻️

Anybody else had to do their programming exams using only pen and paper?

Someone is pretty active on github :D

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Every bad recruiter ever...

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Hello {name},

I recently came across your CV and {empty compliment}.

Would you be interested in me making 20-40% commission on your yearly salary for doing next to nothing other than make you miserable in 3-6 months time by promising the world and delivering nothing?.

Look forward to making money off you...

{recruiter},
Super Mega Uber Extreme Ltd.

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Seriously, fuck bad recruiters...

Not my recruiter experience, but one of the worst I've heard by far 😖

When you're coding on a VM so slow that it takes at least 5 seconds for eclipse to save your changes, all because company thinks its too risky to have source code on the bloody physical machine