A programmer has born!

*grabs popcorn*

Working on a side project like...

programmer run

When you're at school and the teacher let's you use tools do to CSS in a GUI.
And he kicks you out for using other tools like Brackets, Sublime, Atom etc... Saying it not a accurate.

When cancel operation lasts longer than actual task.

Trying to install Vagrant like

Salute...)

My (pseudo)code:
//Cursor1.Open ()
//Cursor2.Open ()
//Cursor2.DoStuff ()
//Cursor2.Close ()
//Cursor1.Close ()

Prof: Why do you have Cursor1 in there if you don't use it?
Me: Because it doesn't compile if I take it out.
Prof: Why?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I miss the shit I could get away with in grad school.

When the client comes back with changes...

So true.

Bug (Feature) report and planning day

Microsoft Edge: "We support modern Web technologies."