When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

Exception handling explained... Well they missed 'finally' 😅

Seen in an IT company in Denmark

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

A moment of silence to all the python devs that don't get the ++ and -- reference

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

How to remember ur password

So, today in the office we all decided chipotle for lunch. We create the team order and sent it out to the entire office.

First thing we noticed: online ordering looks really good and has finally been updated.
Second thing we noticed: it never got tested and it doesn't work

Result: 7 angry developers who just wanted some burrito bowls start emailing chipotle tech support

I am not stupid. I just have bad luck at thinking. ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

#include<life.h>

void main()
{
while(alive)
{
outcome = do(mistake);
learn(outcome);
}
}

I'll just leave this here......