How to fix an error?

Just comment out the code in the actual framework which throws the error, than fixing your code.😂😂

Client asks if we could proceed with migration today, or on monday

We agree on today and proceed to spell out the procedure, if it's okay

Client replies that they would prefer to migrate on monday, and asks how long the downtime will be, and whether it would be possible to migrate without downtime.

Why, of course, but only if your frickin infrastructure didn't consist of a *single* machine!

Ugh, why me...

Since this has been trending recently, here's my six word horror story -

"I accidentally deleted the production database"

I know I think and say this way more than I should, but.....

Thanos was Right..

Dumb ass management. Picked a different technology for us without consulting our technical team...

Companies: We are commited to linux and it is truly the future!
Developers: Awesome! So are you going to port your most popular softw-
Companies: AI! Machine Leaning! Cloud computing! Streaming!

//TODO:
//FIXME:
//BROKEN:

All of those will never ever be removed.
Ever...

I guess someone has been testing in production