Client: We are in a tight budget, but you'll get a lot of exposure
Me: NO! I have enough exposure on my camera.. 😉😜

My coding companion always looks at me in AWE!!!

To not forget the semicolon every time.

When a friend asks to create a website for his startup for free. FML 😔 I got bills to pay. Will he provide his service for free??

Start to learn a language
Get distracted by other work for few days
Start over again

Interviewer asked "Write SOMETHING on the board"

I wrote "Something"

Write comments only I understand

In my first Dev job, it was a startup and my employer(owner), didn't even had the passion and vision I had for the company

6.0.0

Firmware value for IT people
RGB values for DESIGNERS

Coding alone:
int GetData()
{
int iErr;
int nPts;
int nTdx;
matrix mX;
vector vY;
vector vWT;
nPts = 10;
nTdx = 3;
Worksheet vks("Data1");
mX CopyFromWks( wks, 1,3,0,9);
.........

Coding when someone is watching:
"Where is the EFFING Semi-Colon?"

That feeling when client tells us one week before the deadline that it should configured for IE
FML

That feeling when u light a cigar or sip coffee after a long coding session

The only time I feel alive is when I'm coding

Programming is an ART
Programmers are also to be called artists

That feeling when your drawing skills are not upto your imagination

printf("My First Rant");