If you are using a FREE software and you don’t like it
You have 3 options:
- Stop using it,
- create your own,
- or simply, SHUT THE FUCK UP

You get the right to complain about what I build IF AND ONLY IF you paid for it.

Hope this is clear!!!

Typical code comment

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

Great article published on DZone by our @dfox describing how he and Tim built devRant with Neo4j:

https://dzone.com/articles/...

happy sysadmin day

When your company buys a third party solution and you spend all your time emailing them about bugs in their system.

Seriously, I even sent you the exact line of the bug in your JavaScript with a suggested solution, and deployed a new stack with your latest (broken) fix so you can test out that solution. Then you email back saying it is fixed but it is clearly still broken. If I email you a fixed version of your file will you deploy it? OMG!

what the hell

3 hours searching for a mystery bug yesterday! Wish me luck today!

Some data get lost during copy.The limit of clipboard exceeded so that's why pasted data is smaller :D

my coolest project is one i am currently working on. its my 12 month old daughter. She challenges me everyday and gives me enough kicking to find the best solutions for all my other projects. every developer should have this muse.

do you hire based on skill or personality?

What are your thoughts on the "save icon", should it be updated?

I am aware of the discussions regarding this but am interested what you guys think.

Client: there's too much source code. Can you reduce it please.

Me: certainly. Alakazam!

Programmers sleep in class but awake at nights