AboutSoftware dev && Musician
SkillsVueJS, React Native, PHP, Laravel, SQL, Lua, NodeJS, Typescript
Joined devRant on 8/6/2019
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Had to quickly code an emergency release for one of our visitor checkin apps that brings up a splash screen telling you to wash your hands after using our app.
Where others fear, I see opportunities 💰3
Had my hairdresser tell me she thought her phone number was a great password for all her online accounts.
Just smiled and nodded, I feel there’s a time and a place for lectures on internet security.12
> Finally write some wicked code that fixes a weird race condition bug we’ve had for two weeks now
> xCode breaks for absolutely no reason on a build so we can’t release a new version
I’ve found recently my PM gets scared by technical words, so when I need some peace I usually start throwing words around like prototypal inheritance and decompartmentalisation and he nods like he understands and walks away4
How we feeling about the Halloween theme on GitHub?
I wish I had enough time to do some festive themes on my companies apps.5
Okay we get it.
You hate x programming language because of y idiosyncrasy.
I wanna read some real rants people!7
As a kid (in the 90s) I used to get a reoccurring nightmare that my family computer would get a blue screen of death and start screaming at me.
Legit hated computers as a kid because of that.2
Really xcode! Now of all times, it’s Sunday and I just wanna finish so I can go home and watch Netflix1
YouTube interrupting me with an advert that is 3x as loud as my music with annoying jingles that make my ears bleed.
I don’t want to buy Spotify pro because I’m poor okay let me just listen to music on YouTube in peace.12
I got lazy with my responsive site and iPadOS13 has come along to kick my ass.
It loads the iPad Pro 11” screen size but with a desktop user agent in safari.
Late night writing some ‘real’ css now.
I guess this is a rant at myself more than anything 🙉5
My head of products idea of an urgent bug is a feature that he really wants in the app.
Guess who’s got 22 ‘bugs’ to fix by Friday 🙁2
Bad: it works but throws errors
Worse: it doesn’t work but throws errors
Worst: it doesn’t work and doesn’t throw errors9
Me: I think we should implement some kind of unit tests.
Lead: No time everything will take twice as long.
* some of my code accidentally breaks some of his *
Lead: I think we should implement some kind of unit tests...4