People randomly asking me if I can "hack" someone after they find out that I'm a developer... Ugh.

I'm so fucking pissed at my PM right now.

He insisted that we use a third party library that his friend wrote for simple functionality. We all disagree, because it's overcomplicated for what we need to do. PM insists that we use it anyways.

Fast forward to now. The third party code is breaking, and it's way overcomplicated, so we have no idea how to fix it. Deadlines are long gone.

We're all pissed because we don't want to deal with this bullshit code, and because basically nothing is working properly.

Had a conversation with the PM today, where he complained about our "attitude issues" and said that "clearly [the library we're using] is above your skill level".

Maybe we would have better morale if you didn't force us to use this shit code.

Just told my girl about GitHub.
Told her that it was something like PornHub. She's mad now.😂

# I'll show myself out

Wife asked if she could see my Python so I pulled it right out.

She yells, "That's not what I meant and you know it! Show me your code!"

Now apparently I'm in trouble 😂

Some people say my desk is too messy...

I think I just need a bigger desk. 😋

Opinions?

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Time for another update on our slack bot, this time i am armed with a demo...

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

the moment i open a new tab..
and forget what was i going to do...

that feeling

Real life cycle of programmers...

When a dev complains his/her code was not deployed and you find the code was check-in in wrong branch.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

devRant should support markdown or at least basic code syntax highlighting

is it true?l

Devlife

You aint no dev son

when i merge two files manually

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

Nothing like writing some code on vacation #workneverstops

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?