it doesn't work is not a bug report.

Backend programmer

Things I need for the office

how do you migrate to production so fast?

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Source Control : FTP

index.php
index-16-05-2016.php
index.old.php
index.fix.php

Who all got 3+ screens at work? 🙌🏼

When you haven't pulled from master in a week or two and then you do and there's no conflict with the big set of changes you're working on

When your client still need your work to be tested in IE7....next, should I ask whether I need to test it in Netscape?

That frustrating moment when you have an excellent app idea but a similar app already exists with over 50,000 downloads 😭😭😭

so true...😅😅

CTO wants all variables in file to be same length. You cant have "start" and "stop". You must have "start" and "cease".

It happens to me each month..

We have all had this happen xD
- via CodeChef

me: *goes to stack overflow to get some points*
*searches for questions I only know*
*scrolls down to find unanswered questions*
*keeps scrolling*
*finds a question I can answer*
*types in my answer*
*finds out that someone has answered
the question with better explanation*
*decides not to submit my answer*
*looks for other questions to answer*
*keeps scrolling*
*scrolls some more*
*scrolls for the last time*
*realizes I'm Jon Snow*
*exits stack overflow*

After long night of coding :)

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

Why does everything work perfectly until you're showing someone -_-

Salute...)

Daily.