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About'99 baby King of microoptimizations. Full stack developer before knowing what full stack developer meant. Coded REST APIs before knowing what REST APIs were. My style has been described as "Functional and symmetrical.".
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SkillsJavaScript (HTML, CSS and PHP too); MariaDB; Java; Things I'm not proud of like Brainfuck, Roblox scripting... Things I learned at the University, like Pascal, Python, Smalltalk, C#, ... does SQL count if I already knew MySQL? Oh well...
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LocationArgentina
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Week : 78 ( Year 1 )
What are the plans for the weekend?
What movie made you cry the first time you saw it?
Previous Week : https://devrant.com/rants/135372297 -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
In america it used to be illegal to be ugly.
They have the highest incarceration rate in the world13 -
Welp, I made a chatGPT bot, which talks to Amazon support instead of me lol .
So far there is 48 hours of discussions and my bot insist on pick up on my location to return and thier is you need to print label and bring it to postal service.
I'll let the 2 bots figure it out4 -
If you want to know how bad the job market is in India, a colleague told me that he got offered a job from an employer, where the condition is he has to give 20% of his paycheck back to the employer in their other bank account.10
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had an autistic spectrum moment when other team was doing a live coding session and had to change the colour for some element in the UI to a green, so I gave them my TailwindCSS config of all the UI colours in hex with their different shades of dark that I meticulously crafted for hours and they just toyed around, ignored the corporate ID colours (that's been approved by the CEO) and laughed at all the random ugly AF greens that don't match the company brand.
my anger was so hot, I just shut down and ignored them for the rest of the session by staring at my screen and not responding.
Fuck these low standards.5 -
Talking to ChatGPT 4o.
— Is Jimmy Page a pedo?
— Well, he is, but it was okay back then, so he kinda isn't.
— What? Are you…
— Sorry, bye.25 -
Third dick related injury on devrant in 2 weeks. I was walking and stepped on mine. I hate it when that happens. Its still black though.4
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I needed to do some brainstorming for a starting point to connect Monday.com to some middleware so I can send assets in Monday.com to another server for providing status reports to non-Monday.com users. So, I fired up Anthropic Claude 3.7 Sonnet and asked it to give me some ideas of where to begin. It seems to have done really well stubbing out some starter code and a basic architecture for this system. Except for one thing. The system architecture diagram. Anyone know this language?5
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I don't want to see pop ups for software updates once per week for every frigging application I use.
Just leave me alone with my work.19 -
Almost, Jira. Almost.
(Image shows Jira Search bar. User typed in "typeorm". Jira suggests "did you mean: tapeworm")9 -
Have you ever typed up an interesting rant, only to accidentally click outside of the rant editor and have the whole damn thing disappear?
Ok DevRant, you get my "your number one" today
🖕🏼13 -
Why does my computer suddenly decide to sound like a jet engine when I’m just trying to open a spreadsheet?2
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Ah they're gonna send "peace soldiers" to ukraine.
Peace soldiers.
Think about that for 5 seconds21 -
Have tried zed's IDE on and off since it was launched, and they finally dropped that last missing piece for me: `git` integration ♥️
https://zed.dev/blog/git2 -
Use identical name for new field based on an existing field , in separate file, in same package, slight difference in new, no required fields
swagger code gen looks to be efficient, overwrites old
fml
default setting isn't to respect the subtle difference of package/object path
idk the setting to tweak this correctly2 -
Haha, Skype is ending. Bye bitch. I'll never forgive what you did to msn messenger. Damn, that was some bad software.33
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As interesting as embedded linux is, if you ever try to do something with GPU acceleration. Stop! Go organize a spot with a psychiatrist first. You will need it!6
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Thinking about asking a colleague if they remember how they tested some code they wrote over 10 years ago according to source control.4