Didn't know that there is an "Android for toilet" version :D

I have the luck to visit my company at an exhibition this Saturday and Sunday. Stand number is 404.
What if I stay home and tell them "Sorry, but stand not found"

Boss: Let's move our servers to the cloud. We should use Amazon Azure.

Someone else hates his notebook because of the fucking low battery capacity? From 100% to 7% in about 40 minutes and all I did was editing a Python script and tested it using the bash..

Can't wait until I get my new laptop

!rant

Even my cheese reminds me on devrant

Saw that on the company website.. to lazy to use URL-Rewriting, just did that *OMG*

Prof offers a VR project to us:

Prof: Lets do something nice using VR
Us: Sounds interesting. Will we get VR glasses to test at home?
Prof: No.
Us: Can we use the VRs of the university?
Prof: There are no available.
Us: Will there be additional ones?
Prof: No.

WHY DO YOU OFFER A VR PROJECT BUT THERE IS AND WILL BE NO HARDWARE??? SORRY, BUT MY OWN GLASSES HAVE NO VR FUNCTION!!