Saddest story I've heard all month. Here's some ++.

Had to lol, this is one of the first tasks we give to juniors in a dummy system, to see how they'll do it.

API is there, just undocumented. Hints throughout source. Bets are high and good laughs all around.

Priority game strong in this one

Wife thinks you're a gigolo with online bookings and is still married to you?

Value based billing with a 5:1ROI. C'mon people.

++ for your display of sincere patience.

This looks awesome!

My superior does this. It's enough to make me rage quit most days. Laptop just gets shut and nope, we'll try again tomorrow.

This has plagued me forever. Unfortunately, I have several windows environment clients. I can consistently be 2 - 3x more productive in a Linux environment.

@micfort while possible, this sounds like torture. Switch to a more reliable vps provider instead and save yourself the headache.

@linuxxx thanks for the laugh. Good luck.

I feel like if you'd ever done this before, you wouldn't be asking. So ElementaryOS - it's painless and if your girlfriend's watching, you'll look good. Good luck.

The trick is teaching the donkeys to appreciate the new road, guys and gals. Good luck.

Fire him. He's either funding his education on your dime, unreliable or has the worst luck in the world. Possibly all three. Either way, not a good fit for your team. Fire him. Good luck.

@Alt-Grrr this

Subbing for @Maarethyu response

Quality rant. Are we sure this isn't a consistent caffeine overload? I had a roommate in uni that did this due to constant coffee and it was one of the most annoying things I've ever witnessed. Like, hardcore, visible legs up and down, shoes on floor louder than a tap dancer, chin in hand, occasionally elbow hitting wooden desk top, staring at laptop screen - completely oblivious to it all.

Coworker case sounds like uncontrollable caffeine jitters, especially since OP has previously broached the topic to no avail.

This was hilarious until I tried to validate. ++ for effort tho.

Freelance not an option?

Haha this made me chuckle

Nope.

This is due to using confluence. 😐

Had success with acer, asus and dell in this department. Good luck

Lol'd hard at the triggered responses here.

Code style guides fix this.

@trogus much appreciated. Bought a few other paid avatar items to say thank you. You're an awesome person.

Out of all the tooling out there, THIS is your favorite? What has the world come to?

You have a lot to learn.

@ziga the are the level up days

Laughed at partners basement, can relate

@FreezaPlanet419 fair enough thanks for the explanation. Rant away and have the ++. Times like these, if you stick it out, make for really good interview answers to that 'describe a difficult situation and how you handled it' questions. Good luck.