Me: I’ve been in the web since 2006, of course i know html,css,javascript.
Also me: Google how to center a div.

That moment when your GF bothers you so much with her Instagram photos

https://github.com/gulzar1996/...

The worst part about having a job that is not related to programming is that I don't have as much time to code as I would like to :(

That moment when starbucks open right below your apartment 😍 #freeWiFI

No relevant here but... it's on all Reddit

Stuck in client meetings all day when all I want to do is walk around and play Pokemon GO.

The difference between passing argument by value and passing it by reference.

Figuring out the perfect algorithm for your code

When the tester fails your code 4 times before realising the deployment hasn't happened properly.

When a Jenkins build breaks and blames everyone who has touched the code in the last three months, including itself!

I'm finally making some visible progress on my Unity mobile game called "it goes number in the night!" gotta add a scoring system then I'll have a playable demo.

Something... Something... 39000 feet.. Something... Why won't my code work.

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Job description: you will need 10 years experience using Angular. o_O Haha!

When the senior Developer has your back

God Damnit just name the fucking interface one thing and stop changing it every single time you check in. I don't care if you call it IGeorge at this point as long as it's still the same thing tomorrow morning you fuck.

My most accurate changeset entry

yep,It's Monday again

😂😂😂😂😂

How everyone on DevRant was born

Lead Dev: Release what you have today for testing.
Me: It's not finished?
Lead Dev: Release it for testing anyway.

PM: Don't release until it's ready but it has to be ready by Monday.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place come to mind...

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

does he look like a ...

That sad truth.

😂😂😂

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IF YOU HARD CODE URLS INTO YOUR CODE I WILL HARD CODE MY FIST INTO YOUR FACE

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

For every Js developer out there 😂

Sometimes it gets physical.