Me: "Hey, I see you've started your class name with a lowercase letter, It's common practice to start it with a capital letter"

Co-worker that started two weeks ago with almost no experience in c++: "Oh, right. You women and your rules, you must know it then"

Me: *Awkward laugh* *Thinking as long as he changes it i'll let that one slip* *Sends him coding standard guide just in case he doesn't believe me*

-- Two days later --

He still didn't fucking change it. It pains my eyes to look at it each time he asks me for help. Oh and stop calling me "miss", I have a name.

Customer: ... and can you also disable right-click to prevent our website's content from being copied?

Me:

Make friends early and often, before you need a job.

Jithub

Do you accept the EULA?

Beware of the neighborhood hackers

We have new scrum master. First meeting together.

Project owner:
- I would give them time to wensday (2 days away) days to do migration
Manager:
- delivery is in Tuesday. can we have two teams to work on it so it will be done twice as fast?
Scrum Master:
- do you really think that if you get 9 women pregnant they would deliver you baby in a month?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You know what really bugs me? How movies show people hacking into something with the terminal and all the matrix code but its really not like that.

Started learning C from the basics again !!

Date and time is not as simple as I thought they were

Can anyone tell me what all things a developer should follow in order to be upto date. It's just too long of a thing.
I have been a back end developer, became a big data developer, then moving to becoming a full stack developer. Now I don't know who I am anymore.

"What technologies do you know?"
"I can write pretty URLs that return JSON"
"You mean REST?"
"No, I mean pretty URLs that return JSON"

Made me realize the sheer level of incompetence the general population has when it comes to technology

When i finding job...

"Can you hack a Facebook account for me?"

When you're on vacation but production breaks

Employer bans StackOverflow and Github but still wants me to develop stuff. Planning to quit.

That's suspicious 😶