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SkillsAngular, Java, Spring, Ionic, HTML, CSS, Javacript, Android
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Prof - Students, from now If someone asks you what you did yesterday, explain every minute detail of the task... Use fluent English, use rich vocabulary and MOST IMPORTANTLY -- if you were not able to complete your plans, make sure the other person knows it wasn't UR MISTAKE.... Don't forget to call out things that u asked for but will be delayed due to "unavoidable circumstances".
Make sure you take atleast 2 mins to finish. At the end greet everyone by saying "That's it".
HOW TO BECOME EFFECTIVE STANDUP SPEAKER
Me - I want to work on Java.
Boss - you are working on Java right?
Me - no, just Angular JS
Me - (hmmmm, what if I had just said angular, would he assume I was doing geometry?)
Dev1 : hey dude, I am not able to get the slider right like the one in the IMG they've created on WordPress, we need to show this to the client today. Can you help?
Dev2 (short for devil) :
*Opens up expected screen slider IMG*
*Ctrl + Alt + Printscrn*
*opens Paint ---> crop --> save*
*Inside html, <img src="*above url">*
Done buddy, you owe me one.
Please create a pop up that checks if there is some other process running on port (8080). I have to spend one CMD instance worth of time just to kill that damn process.
I would have laughed at some other rant by saving this time. :(1
Thank God, most of my clients don't understand multithreading.
Just denied a feature
1 independent task - 6sec
10 independent tasks - 1min1