(2 months old in a company)
Team members to me: we are always there for you. Ask anything you need for.

Me(today): can you please discuss this topic with me?
Team member A: I'm sorry I'm busy
Me: okay

Me: can you please discuss this topic with me?

Team member B: I got to catch the train now.
Me: we catch same train. Let's discuss during the commute.
Team member B: NO. We will not get two seats together (it's easy to find two seats).

me (in my mind): I really need help here.
Me: okay

Fight over email thread

From: manager
To: Sr. Manager
CC: ME
Subject: blah blah blah

Me: just chill

I hate you Mac!

Your love,
Me

A backend developer who takes job title very seriously 😂

We are do this but it vim, screen and ..

Open a older case in #JIRA and either I'm in past or this thing is messing with me today Jan 30, 2018

Client: I'm not able to see the mount storage
Me: share your configuration
Client: 📃

Me: (frustrated but still kind and polite) I see the ports are swapped between hosts which is the culprit behind the issue.
Me: can I ask the reason behind doing this?

Client: I thought red color goes left and aqua goes right.
Me: 🦍 🤐🤐

When agile is everywhere (including toilets). Do you want me to poop in agile way? 💩💩

What can be the agile way of shitting?

Being honest !

It says "See ya!"

Are you trying to be social?

The showering is strong with this one