This recruiter specialises in the Java!

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String sql = "DELETE FROM TABLE ";
conn.ExecUpd(sql + request.getParameter("recordNumberParam"), true);

Fucking client takes a week to get back to me, and when they do and I jump into their staging environment to test, it's like WTF? How could you fuck up those instructions I gave you?

Building Jasper reports in XML with an early buggy beta of iReport for visuals. So painful.

The old Recruitment drive in the service worker response header trick.

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Yeah thanks Siri, that's what I wanted to know

Because everything should be a managed-service somewhere in the internet.
https://devnull-as-a-service.com

Hi @dfox I saw an android user report this bug recently as a rant, and now I'm seeing it in iOS (latest app and os version).
Scrolling to the bottom, no more rants load. The little message shows stating that more rants are loading, but when you keep trying to scroll down there are none.
When I change the sort order from Algo to Recent or Top, I can't reproduce the issue. Seems to be only Algo.
Have tried killing the app and restarting to no effect. I hadn't noticed this bug last week interestingly, but can't confirm whether that's just coz I didn't scroll enough.

Could say uni, or first job, or mentor...but I think what 'how I learned to program' boils down to is: trial and error

Now you can master Java with this JavaScript course! Awesome!

Websphere

It's such a lovely day, sun is shining, think I'll sit outside with my laptop and a beer and continue working on personal project.

(...goes outside)

It's too bright, can't see shit, plus working on two screens is easier

(goes back inside)

After having put up with 5mbps at home for months (naked dsl), finally decided to ring up and see if there was an issue. Turns out there was! All fixed now. Speed now more than triple what it was before. Aw yeah.

Open my Acer laptop this morning to the Windows 10 "blue screen of forced updates". Patiently wait the 10 minutes for it to finish. Now my touch pad has stopped working. Using the touch screen to get to manufacturer website only to find out that my particular version of laptop isn't supported in this version of Windows 10. Let the googling begin. Thanks Windows 10.

@dfox just listened to episode 1 of podcast. It was great, so good to listen to passionate people like DHH.
Suggestion for new guest: Samy Kamkar

As someone who used to be a full-time Dev, but now works in other areas that sometimes don't quite scratch that tech itch, I find that each visit to Deviant inspires me more and more to work on personal Dev projects. Don't know how or why, but it just does. Go DevRant!

@dfox just listened to episode #0 of podcast - loved it.
#wowinfotainment

Best shameless hack: installing a Windows Service to restart Apache Tomcat every night at 2am on a clients' server coz the jsp application kept leaking memory and crashing tomcat. So bad, yet such a timesaver.

@dfox love your work. Have an enhancement request for IOS app badge counter: tapping on notification symbol in top right corner to view +1's should be the action to clear the badge counter for +1's, not the action of tapping on individual +1's (there's nothing to read when tapping on them)

A dev I'm working with sends me an Android build for me to test, along with the following caption that put a smile on my face.

G'day,
Here's a new build that should have addressed most of the issues from your previous testing, as well as almost certainly creating countless others