when you get into work on Monday morning, and you've completely forgotten what you did Friday

Yup, sure our team of three devs will build you a fully functioning e-commerce site from scratch that grabs data from several APIs and uploads it to several more.

You need it in two weeks? No problem.

Me: Wait...what the...?!

One week in and I only have access to test one of the four necessary APIs as the client hasn't signed the necessary paperwork with other providers.

When you misspelled your rant in devRant and you have no edit button...

This sums up the corporate world

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

When your code doesn't run even after working for hours.

Mobile developers that don't own a smartphone

Employers be like - looking for node.js dev with at least 10 years experience

When a recruiter puts Java in a job spec when they mean JavaScript

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