I'm drunk, and pushing to prod

I worked on an Android sdk that download code from remote server and run it. the I needed to added a feature that recognize when the user went to sleep(inactivity and in charger) wake the phone and start litecoin mining till someone touch the phone. it was evil but cool.

that moment when you realize you're stuck in front of the screen for the rest of your life

today, after 3 years of waiting, I sold my 2 bit coins in 1000% profit ! best investment of my life so far

today I published a new version to prod...
5 times so far..

people who writes 'if (!isActive){} '
I do not do like you.

dogs that not respond to whistle just doesn't implement the idog interface

when you look at a code and see a comment"do not touch this code"

has anyone ever heard of guess oriented programming?

sometimes I get payed for proper googling

where did all Ruby developers go ?

on my first job interview(7 years ago when Android wasn't populer yet) the recruiter was like "so, you know Android?" and I was like "yeah I got 3 months of experience" so he just told me immediately "great, when can you start"
that was the shortest interview in my life so far.