DevRant

Top 5 common rants I'm tired of

1. Look at me I'm using the latest language called gab-t#, ur so ancient for using swift
2. It's you're not your
3. Look at my duck, I shove it up my ass Everytime there is a problem I can't solve
4. Look at my Windows PC which is in a virtual machine in Linux which I VPN into using vim, ur so uncool
5. Look at me my coworkers are sooo incompetent....More bitching

Who else zooms in, on people's posts of their desktop while they're "coding"

Someone just learned about decimals

Just wanted to share with you something that happened today.

So I was looking to buy a flight ticket from Austin to Chicago. I looked at the price and it was about 360$ so I thought I will just fly to Milwaukee and use the train to Chicago. I found a flight to Milwaukee for 140$ with 1 stop at Chicago. 😂😂😂

I have a feeling 2017 will be the year of Java and cobalt.

It's going to be feature now

Lately I've been noticing that most of devRant is international, which is awesome! (no, the exclamation does not mean not)

Merry Christmas, devRant community && happy new year

Is programming hard because we r illogical?

@wk30: I don't have a favorite language, I believe that is just a myth.

DevRant should have a separate sections where ppl can ask questions and learn from each other... Kinda like stackoverflow but I think this environment would be way better

Who knew the song "highway to hell" was about java?

That moment when u hit the power button on the monitor then remember that it is an all-in-one.

Json Derulo! ( I love JavaScript and pop music)

Was this planned?

What do u call something that keeps referencing itself.... A self centered asshole

Ik this has been asked plenty of times but I am currently trying as many IDE's as I can. Any recommendations for Java?

All my life I have been interested in tech. But I'm really struggling on my main programming class. I am really doubting whether or not this is the right field for me, especially since my instructor asked me whether I'm interested in programming. I'm in my third year and can't afford to change my major. What do u guys think?

Is it just me or does Google spend more time on trying to be creative than productive.

Guys w3schools is down. This is not funny! I repeat this is not funny!

“Data structures”... More like “i hate java so much and i am thinking of dropping outta college and live in a cave where i never have to see a monitor ever again.” Am i right?

Made me laugh

I work at the technology center of my school meaning I get calls if anyone has any tech issues. our school just changed all its computer to all-in-one computers. the day after I get a call from an instructor saying all the computers are missing.

System.out.println("first post!!! ");